I'm gonna sue!!

Well, it has been a very interesting weekend. Mommy and I got our portraits taken at Glamour Shots at the mall. I was admired by all the staff and other customers, but I really needed my nap. Mommy told Daddy to take me home because I started crying. But before that happened, they tried to sell Mommy a crazy number of pictures. She almost needed one of my diapers after they tried to get her to buy a $1200 package!!!! Mommy tried to feed me lasagna for dinner like I love at Karen's house, but I just cried big tears and spit it out. Don't ask me why. I think I was just tired.
Then on Sunday, Mommy and Daddy decided to take me to the Zoo for the first time. So we got to the park and walked to the entrance. They would not let my Daddy's service dog in even though he was wearing his vest and Daddy let them look at the ID card. Daddy was really mad. Mommy asked to speak to a supervisor, and the man still would not let us in. So I got mad and started screaming and crying at the man since I cannot articulate in English. Mommy told him "We will be back" and we left. She emailed the people who trains the dogs for legal advice. I think we are going to have the last laugh. But anyway, then we went to see the pony rides and Funderland (which is very much like Hoffman's Playland where Mommy grew up). Then we went to Grandpa's house where Mommy and I watched the NY Giants pull off a win with 5 seconds to go and then I fell asleep on her lap.