I have new skills
I have discovered the buttons on the tv that turn it on and off. Mommy did not appreciate this fine new skill. And I figured out something else although neither Mommy or Daddy know how I did it: I erased channel settings on the tv.
I also pretended Snickers' comb was a phone and said "hello". I also say "yeah". I said it a lot yesterday.
My rear end is much better, and I think I am going to keep using those expensive diapers. Mom asked me if I wanted some naked butt time yesterday, and she decided that I should go all naked outside in case I got in the mud. Then she could dunk me in a bath. It took me less than 30 seconds after pulling off my diaper for me to pee and poop in the house. I did pee outside again though. It was fun running around with no clothes. I kept chasing the dog. I think I am going to do this thing called "running" soon. I am really good at walking fast now.
I also pretended Snickers' comb was a phone and said "hello". I also say "yeah". I said it a lot yesterday.
My rear end is much better, and I think I am going to keep using those expensive diapers. Mom asked me if I wanted some naked butt time yesterday, and she decided that I should go all naked outside in case I got in the mud. Then she could dunk me in a bath. It took me less than 30 seconds after pulling off my diaper for me to pee and poop in the house. I did pee outside again though. It was fun running around with no clothes. I kept chasing the dog. I think I am going to do this thing called "running" soon. I am really good at walking fast now.

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