Things I can do...

1) take garbage over to the cabinet under the sink, open it as far as it will go with the child safety locks on it, stick my arm in, and throw the garbage into the garbage can.

2) take my dishes to the dishwasher and go "uh" to Mommy until she opens it up and helps me put the dishes in.

3) take my spray on sunscreen container and aim it at my body and make a "psshhht" sound (I did that for the first time last night. Cracked my Mommy up so much she almost peed her pants.)

4)howl like my kitty Bacall does when she wants food.

Oh, by the way, Mommy and I left the baby shower early on Monday. It turns out that the yard was very small with lots of things that were dangerous to me. Mommy quickly got tired of telling me "no, don't touch that" and I quickly tired of hearing it! I got so frustrated that I started crying. Mommy asked me what I wanted to do, and I waved bye-bye. She asked "You want to go bye-bye?" to confirm that is what I intended to communicate. I said "Yesh". So we said our goodbyes just before the food was served and long before the presents were opened but I had had it. I was asleep in my bed about 30 minutes later. Mommy watched a DVD borrowed from the library with Snickers laying next to her on the couch.