Will it ever end?

I am finally over my croup and all that. Mom and I had a blast the night before last. Mom had to use the hose on this one section of lawn because the grass is dying. So I stepped in front of the hose, and I love that! So she would get me with the hose, I would shriek and laugh and run or crawl away. Mom would re-direct the hose. I would keep running until I thought I was safe and then I would run back toward Mom. When I got a certain distance, then she would spray me again. Whee! I was soaked through and through. Mom got me inside, toweled me off, and then put me in my pajamas. Then it was the boob and my lullaby CD until I was very sleepy and put down in my crib. Great ending to the day.

But...this morning, Mom was changing my diaper and she saw blood at the tip of my penis. Of course, she freaked out. I was calm. She had Snickers get Daddy, and she went off to call the advice nurse. Daddy got me an appointment with my doctor, and he found out that uncircumcized boys like me have special issues. Our foreskin is completely attached and gradually detaches until we are like 4 or 5 years old. What Mom saw was a small blood vessel burst when some detaching was going on. Poor Mommy! She needs a margarita...