Easter is confusing

So, why does a bunny hide eggs in kids' houses? Why do we color them? What does a bunny have to do with eggs? I thought chickens laid eggs. And what is this Easter? So what does a bunny have to do with Jesus?

Anyway, I spent easter with my dad's side of the family. When I got back to Mommy's house, I did do an Easter egg hunt. And got my chocolate bunny and pretzels and baseball glove and new ball. Mommy and Day want something called a "cornice" so I was watching and assisting Day with the nails and hammer. Day sounded quite pleased with himself when it was done, but Mommy says they still have to put the backing and the fabric on it before putting it up. Grandma and Grandpa are coming to visit next month, and Day wants all this stuff done before they get here. I'm glad I got to help.