Where's my candy?

Happy Halloween! This is my first one, and I am dressed up as a polar bear today. I am waaaaay cute if I do say so myself! I did not recognize Mom and Dad in their costumes at first. I am going trick or treating tonight with my cousins, and I hope to get lots of candy. I doubt I will get to eat any of it. Something about sugar and hyperactivity and then also not eating vegetables and being doomed to spend my life being a fat slob supersizing everything at McDonald's and dying from a heart attack alone because what woman would want me or something. I am 9 months old fer crying out loud, but whatever! Mommy let me have a few bits of her doughnut after church yesterday--what's the difference? Is it fair people? Let me know what you think!